GO READ IT

OR REVENGE DUMPLINGS WILL COME AFTER YOU

AWWWWW :(

I KNOW YOU’RE BUSY…

I know there are a million things you can be doing with your free time and I’m grateful for the little bit of your day you’re sharing with me. I promise the adventures of Li Ming and Shu Yan are worth your time. They’ll make you laugh. They’ll make you cry. They’ll get into all kinds of scrapes that can only be solved with a quick sword (or an even quicker tongue).

HERE’S WHAT’S IN STORE IN THE TALES OF THE SWORDSMAN

FOUND FAMILY/COMING OF AGE

Shu Yan is a lost young woman in the martial world. Lucky for her, a grumpy swordsman will show her the way. And maybe, he’ll learn a thing or two about living again.

WUXIA ACTION

Legendary techniques? Check. Death-defying acrobatics? Check. Jaw-dropping fights? Double check. Fast-paced fights that never out stay their welcome.

FEMALE LEADS THAT AREN’T SEX OBJECTS

Stunning spearwomen, cunning crime bosses, ruthless nobles, and business-savvy merchants? All in a day’s work for these ladies.

A QUEST FOR REVENGE

Blue Mountain is a ruined sect. Li Ming the swordsman must avenge his fallen master and revive the school that he once called home.

CORRUPT MAGISTRATES & WILD CROOKS

What do you do when your sworn brother is a corrupt magistrate with a strong sense of justice? Or a flirtatious assassin stalks your moves?

LAUGH-OUT-LOUD BANTER AND WIT

One of the best parts of this series is the witty banter that grows between characters as the story unfolds. Check out the footnotes for a special injection of humor.

SOUND FUN? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

THIS IS A REVENGE DUMPLING. LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS.


This adorably aggressive piece of stuffed dough and filling will come after you if you don’t read your free book. Hey man, I don’t make this stuff up. It’s science.

HERE’S A FUN EXCERPT:

“So, you want me to take you to a town in the middle of nowhere with the possibility that people are after you?”

“I’ll pay you well.” 

“You’d better.”

“Does that mean you’re taking the job?” 

“It means I’m thinking about it.” 

“I’ll pay you more when we make it to the town.”

“I said I’m thinking about it. I don’t like babysitting.” 

“I promise you won’t regret it,” she pulled the pouch of coins out from her sleeve again to hand to the swordsman.“My real name is Shu Yan.”

“Keep that tucked away safe. You can pay me later,” Li Ming said, holding out a hand to stop the girl. 

“Yes, sir.”

“And none of this ‘sir’ crap either.”

“Yes…” she trailed off, unsure how to address him. 

“There’s bandits, you know. And robbers. And criminals. And thugs.”

“I’ll…stay out of your way and let you do your legendary thing.”  

“I’m already regretting this,” he grunted. 

But her mood seemed to improve, and she settled into the chair across from him with confidence. Li Ming sighed. Babysitting. Fifteen years on the cold trail of his master’s murderer, and he was now babysitting. How had it come to this? 

“Are you going to eat all those?” she said, eyeing the four remaining dumplings on his plate. “I haven’t eaten all day.” 

“Yes,” he said, reaching for another dumpling.

But before his chopsticks reached the plate, the girl made her move. In a motion that was more surprising than swift, she snatched a dumpling from the plate and popped it into her mouth. The shrill laughter of a woman flirting with a merchant cut across the restaurant as though mocking the swordsman. 

“Ok, you’re just a kid, so you may not know this: it’s a dangerous thing to come between a man and his dumplings,” Li Ming warned. “I wouldn’t—” 

She grinned at him and snatched two more dumplings and shoved them into her mouth.

“What…what…” Li Ming sputtered. “You…you’re paying for more dumplings, you brat!” 

The girl, mouth full of dumplings, struggled to chew. Her eyes shone with impish delight.

IT’S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE— TAKE THIS!

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